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Gordon Brown saves world economy again!

Monday, March 29 2010

Admirals and Generals banned from first class carriages. World saved!

Standing room only. Glasgow to London train. Photo Moira.

(Click image to see original on Photos from I’ve sat on the floor of a Virgin Train because i could not get a seat… Facebook group.)

Scene a first floor room in No. 10 Downing Street.

Sitting by his desk: James Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Labour Party.

Enter: Peter Benjamin Mandelson, Baron Mandelson PC, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council.

PM: Your spells work well. Cameron’s camp is in disarray. His star is dimming.

Aside to audience

See how the necromancer now turns my way, no longer sinning.

Turns to BM

And yet I would have more. The love of the common people I greet,

I will scorn my car, and walk from Parliament to Downing Street.

BM:

Debts mount, the people become more common than before,

They want Britain’s Got Talent not Oh, What a Lovely War!

Cancel rail warrants. Make Admirals and Generals go second class

Show your authority is unchallenged, then your Bentley will surely pass.

PM: The army and navy top brass grumble and plot, so do your worst,

May your devilry tarnish their their medals till their fat egos burst.

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